‎"Sometimes a coffee bean is not a coffee bean." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

We all have standards.  Even you.  I have crushed a dried and roasted coffee bean and poured water over it.  This was a long and arduous process.  After much effort and anticipation, I tasted the magical tea of the bean.  Almost made me puke.  Turned out to be a peanut that had been on the kitchen counter WAY too long.  I had a great time, the night before this happened.  But, that one bean really screwed everything up.