"Science has proven that if you exercise, eat vegetables and meat and fruit, laugh, drink alcohol, read, have sex, develop social circles, listen to music, and otherwise be human, you may live longer than those who don't exercise, eat fast foods, have a bad attitude, drink too much alcohol and smoke, hate sex, live in a bubble, hate music and otherwise are social morons." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

On the other hand, you might get hit by space debris when you go outside to swat the dog.