"Egg on your face is
better than one up your ass." -- Deepak, Jr.
I had a friend, once, who
went through a fraternity hazing during his freshman year of college. The initiates had to strip, pick up a
hard-boiled egg (peeled) with their ass cheeks, walk to the other side of the
room, drop the egg, then eat it. Think
about this, next time you feel embarrassed by something you said, or did.