"Egg on your face is better than one up your ass." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

I had a friend, once, who went through a fraternity hazing during his freshman year of college.  The initiates had to strip, pick up a hard-boiled egg (peeled) with their ass cheeks, walk to the other side of the room, drop the egg, then eat it.  Think about this, next time you feel embarrassed by something you said, or did.