"Today is the first
day of every other first day of the beginning of the first day of the rest of
the first days of your first life." -- Deepak, Jr.
Did you need someone to tell
you that you are an absolute loser?
Isn’t it comforting to realize that you’ve wasted every damned day of
your life and that you have an opportunity to start that destructive process
all over again? Just go to Gap, try on
some pants that are too tight, and stare at yourself in the three-way
mirrors. Now, isn’t that fun?
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