‎"There is not enough room in the world for two hippopotamus bitches." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

You’ve seen them at Walmart.  You know what I’m talkin’ about.  This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco.  Have you seen their teeth?  Pretty fucking scary underbites, if you ask me.  There just isn’t anything more guaranteed to ruin an erection for life.  Thing that amazes me is that they just don’t seem to get it.  They are munching on pond vegetation, smackin’ their lips and their husbands and their little kids and their thighs.  There’s not a pair of running tights that would stretch that far.  And, talk about an ugly disposition!  Have you ever seen these things in the wild?  You smash that much flesh together and you could almost re-create Nagasaki.  Oh, yeah, I know; it’s all genetic.