"Do not carry on your back what you may place upon another." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Don’t wear out your joints, they’re all you’ve got.  As every greedy bastard knows, you never want to do work that you can delegate to someone else.  “Delegate” …isn’t that just a wonderful word?  If you take it apart it means nothing: del - a - gate.  Put it all together and it gives you a perfect excuse to never do anything again.  But, once again, I digress.  There’s no reason to carry anything if someone else will do it for you.  They will die before you because you’ve treated your body like a temple and theirs like garbage.