"If
you listen closely to your body, you will hear a lot of gas." -- Deepak,
Jr.
I just love it, in the
morning, when I’m about to go down on my wife, and her lower intestines let out
a long, slow, growl. I know something’s
gonna happen. Listen, we fart and
belch. It’s a good thing. Otherwise, we would be floating around like
balloons. Feed me beans, corn, rice,
apples, potatoes, cheese, salami, crab, oats, milk, jello, cardboard…I don’t
care, I’ll take your head off in the morning.
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