"There is nothing quite like a spam & cheese sandwich." --- Deepak, Jr.

 

So what if you can fix French cuisine, thin slices of black truffles on fennel and rice, lobster crepes, butterflied veal with brie and bacon, potatoes au gratin, sautéed brussel sprouts…puke, puke, puke.  It’s what fills the gut that matters.  And, if you’re looking at a corn boiler full of PBR’s, and the mud-wrestling competition is just about to start, on cable, and… you get the picture.  It’s about soul food, sex, filth, beating the dog outside the cave, pissing on the burning bush.