‎"Wipe it on your pants." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Pants are like napkins.  Without them, you’d be wiping shit on your legs.  That, of course, would be gross.  Most of us don’t need pants, or dresses, or skirts, or shorts.  Depends on the weather, of course.  But, on a hot summer day the only reason to wear anything is so we have something to wipe stuff on.  Just think if you were eating buffalo wings at your local bar and you had nothing but your naked thighs to wipe the excess sauce on!  Some people just don’t like to walk around town with streaks of sauce, mayonnaise, grease or other condiments spread across their bare legs.  Thus, pants.