‎"If lobsters were intended to rule the planet, we'd all have claws." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

And this, my friends, is why I eat the little bastards.  They have been around for a few zillion years, so they have this superiority complex that just galls me.  Longevity is nothing if you have a brain the size of a neuron that goes from your eyes to your gonads.  There is a good reason why these tasty things have major booty.  I’ll eat one of those tails anyday.  Better than some women…oh, sorry, I digress.  If you had to flip away from your enemies and snap at them with vise grips, for 40 million years, you’d be tasty, too.