"Gandhi
hated Crispy Creme doughnuts." -- Deepak, Jr.
Can you believe how skinny
this dude was? People wanted him to eat,
but he refused.
Sort of like some of those other sick fucks who think they are fat when they actually look like Mexican hairless dogs. Listen, dudes…one light and fluffy doughnut will not make you look like Iz. Lighten up. I know, I know…Gandhi did this stunt to piss off the British, who couldn’t stand going past 3:00 p.m. without tea and crumpets, but let’s get real. I’m going to start a store that takes Crispy Cremes, wraps them in bacon, and deep fries them to perfection.
Sort of like some of those other sick fucks who think they are fat when they actually look like Mexican hairless dogs. Listen, dudes…one light and fluffy doughnut will not make you look like Iz. Lighten up. I know, I know…Gandhi did this stunt to piss off the British, who couldn’t stand going past 3:00 p.m. without tea and crumpets, but let’s get real. I’m going to start a store that takes Crispy Cremes, wraps them in bacon, and deep fries them to perfection.
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