"And Jesus said unto him, and he was trampled unto death." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Stranger danger!  You always need to be careful about just who it is you are speaking to!  I, for example, would never speak to someone with long greasy hair, a ratty old robe and broken camel-skin sandals, unless of course the dude was selling some really good shit.  But, rule-of-thumb…just don’t speak to anyone named “Jesus” and you’ll be fine.