‎"Don't ask, don't tell, don't tell jokes, don't communicate, don't act like a dickhead, don't have fun, don't color outside the lines, don't piss anyone off, don't lie, don't be honest, don't listen, don't talk, don't fuck up." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

If you’re sneaky, you get to screw a lot of people before they find out.  This is what every banking CEO knows.  You just drive your Rolls Royce to the office, get online for an hour, make a decision that fucks a lot of folks out of their money, get back in your Rolls and drive back to the estate for a glass of wine before tending to the orchid collection.  And, for heaven’s sake, don’t say anything about being gay…especially to your trophy wife.