‎"Close your eyes and concentrate on the rhythm and feel of your breathing. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

If you want to get in touch with your inner self, you can’t listen to babble.  Go to the desert, get naked, sit all day in one place and drink whiskey.  You will figure out the answers to a lot of bullshit that way.  Of course, I know I’m shooting myself in the literary ass by telling you this.  But, there…I just gave you the answer to everything and you can put this book next to the toilet, now.