‎"Never doubt yourself. Everything you do and say is correct for about one second." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Once, I said something that wasn’t correct.  This caused me acute anxiety for which I was prescribed Prozac by Michael Jackson’s physician.  After prolonged counseling sessions, under hypnosis, I gained new insights into my patterns of speech and how they did not always connect up with my brain, especially after a pint of Jack Daniels.  I learned, over time, that you can never take back the sounds that come out of your mouth, no matter how utterly insightful and wise they may be, but you can giggle or fart loudly or clear your throat and hack up a loogie, and the situation will be defused.