‎"A woman is like a well in the desert; if you take care of her, she will nurture you forever." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

There were a few women in my life (now that I’m celibate and live, in lotus position, on top of a telephone pole) whom I, apparently, did not “take care of” very well.  Speaking of wells, did you know that you can lead a woman to a well, but you may not be able to push her in?  It’s true; I tried.  Did I mention I’m celibate?