‎"A foot with no callous belongs on a razor clam." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

If you have never walked, barefoot, on a cold sidewalk in the rain, or through a light dusting of snow on the back porch, or across a thick field of grass, or on sun-warmed sand or the baked earth of a desert, you should be sautéed in garlic butter or deep-fried in rice flower, with a touch of cajun spice.