"I refuse to take shit from a bowl of pizza dough." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

There are a lot of things that might cause you to miss your ship to the land of bliss.  How about dropping your keys, while you’re trying to find the one that opens the front door…and you really have to take a leak?  How about the handle on the paper bag ripping off, making your bottle of wine nothing more than a stain on the sidewalk?  How about trying to turn the page of a book and you can’t get hold of the page until you slobber on your fingers?  How about flipping coffee grounds all over the floor, in the morning, when you are trying to pull the filter out of the coffee maker?  I don’t know about you, but I’m not putting up with this conspiracy, orchestrated by inanimate objects, anymore!