‎"The wind, rushing about the earth, will tell you nothing if you don't clean your ears." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Someday, listen to the wind.  It is the breath of a living planet.  It sort of stinks.  There is, however, a faint odor of garlic.  But…that is not the point.  The point is that cerumen is nasty.  Let’s see a little personal hygiene, folks!  If your nose if full of boogers, blow it!  If your throat is full of phlegm, hack one up!  If your ears are full of wax, clean the shit out!  We have a limited number of holes in our bodies; we need to keep them clean.  Otherwise, you will not be able to listen to your favorite politician trying to explain his affair, twenty years ago, with a cow.