‎"A worm underfoot, provides no comfort." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

If you don’t believe me, just try this barefooted, once!  I was trying to develop a new shoe liner.  Worms just couldn’t cut it.  They don’t make much noise, which was a plus, but they sort of slid around so I couldn’t really concentrate the cushioning properties of their guts on the pressure points that really mattered.  It was all a matter of engineering and physics.  I decided, instead, to bump it up to banana slugs.  Now, those mothers are awesome, underfoot!

 

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