"Take care of your feet and your stomach;
everything else will be just fine." -- Deepak, Jr.
Once
I was stranded in the Australian outback.
I had a pint of whiskey and a piece of cardboard left over from my
hitchhiker sign. On one side it said,
“Student to Melbourne”; on the other side it said, “Fuck you.” Suddenly, it dawned on me that I was at a
party, surrounded by naked women, and they all loved my cargo pants with the
zillion pockets. I reached into one of
them and pulled out a mint condition LP of “Hot Rocks.” This was great, until I realized I was about
to fall out of the 42nd floor of some building in Dubai. I strapped the cardboard on my feet and
jumped, guzzling the whiskey on the way down.
When I woke up, I felt great!
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