"True happiness can only be found on a
secluded beach with a naked woman." -- Deepak, Jr.
The
smell of seaweed and rotten fish; the constant, irritating, roar of the surf:
the gnawing fear of shark bites and jellyfish tentacles, the oceanic hurricane
winds; the grit of sand in your eyes; the sudden itch of a sand flea bite; the
unrelenting heat of an unshielded sun -- there, now stay away from my beach,
dammit!
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