"If you didn't ask for it, it doesn't
count." -- Deepak, Jr.
Once,
I was at a restaurant, and the waitress brought me a bowl of Ben & Jerry’s
“Schweddy Balls.” I didn’t ask for
it. She just plopped it on the table and
walked away. There was a sexy girl at
the bar and I imagined that this was her pick-up line. Turns out, that was all wrong. She walked out of the place, seconds later,
with another sexy girl. I ate the balls
by myself. I’m not sure where I’m going
with this but, somehow, the whole experience didn’t count because I didn’t ask
for it. I didn’t put a notch in my gun,
and the weight I gained was chalked up to lethargy.
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