"A fresh roll of toilet paper is fraught
with adventure." -- Deepak, Jr.
We’re
all like that, you know -- just rolls of
blank paper, waiting to be smeared across someone else’s ass. It happens, over and over, until we begin to
sense a pattern. Until then, however,
every wipe is precious and certainly not boring. Take corn-on-the-cob, for example.
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