"If you stumble upon
a burning bush in the desert, you have to pee, and there's no water around,
you'll know what to do." -- Deepak, Jr.
This is a classic example of
why the Ten Commandments do not work!
If you are employed by the Forest Service, you may be inclined to pee
around the bush, to set up a perimeter, a “fire lane” as it is called. On the other hand, if you get your kicks from
the Bureau of Land Management (i.e., land, water and air raping) you piss on
the thing, then build a dam.
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