‎"A stone in the desert is a testament to the stupidity of rocks." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

Whenever I see a rock in the desert I think about how idiotic it is for rocks to walk all that way, with no hope in sight.  After all, it’s nothing but sand and blaring sun for, like, fucking miles!  What would cause a rock to just traipse out there and hang out?  Waiting for a native American to carve you into bits and stab you into an animal?  Is death what this is all about?  What if you don’t look like arrrowhead material?  I’m just baffled…