"I refuse to bow down
to the whims of potatoes." -- Deepak, Jr.
Or any vegetable, tuber,
root, berry, fruit or such thing. I’ve
had it with the insouciant nature of these inanimate pieces of shit! They have no backbone! No guts!
No personality! You grab a potato
and it’s like hanging onto a dry sea cucumber.
But, they are wily and can turn on you in a moment. It’s always good to stand over them with a
sharp knife.
And unlike sea cucumbers, there are no domino crabs living in their worthless little mouths ;) --G.g.
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