"When
the wind blows, the water will part." -- Deepak, Jr.
This is why I can run so
fast. I can run through a rain storm and
never get hit by a drop of water. It’s
because I generate this vortex in front of my body. The physics are hard to explain, but I figure
this is what happened when Moses hit the Red Sea. How else could you explain such an idiotic
fairy tale? I practiced this phenomenon
when I was very young. It was difficult
to impress people with the feat, however, because where I grew up we didn’t
have much water to part. I have found,
however, that the older I get, the more water parts whenever I approach. It’s a respect thing, I think.
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