Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Leftovers


 

"When life hands you facial hair, make wigs." -- Deepak, Jr.

 

This, of course, is something every woman needs to think about.  But, the lesson is broader than menopausal hormone changes.  I, for example, have had facial hair for quite some time.  I would like to say that I have contributed to the wig-making industry, but I really haven’t.  So, this is on my “To Do” list, which I make every Saturday morning, before heading out into the weekend consumer spree.  But, seriously, if all of the energy we humans wasted in cutting down the facial forest was diverted to the production of merkins and toupees, think of the savings in carbon, and the undeniable contribution to fashion!

 

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