"On the shopping list of your life, don't
forget the paper towels." -- Deepak, Jr.
Back
when I was sitting alone in the metaphysical and metaphorical desert, I longed
for paper towels. But, the damned things
are like stamps. It used to be that you
could only buy stamps at a post office.
Now, they are sold at grocery stores, of all places. This means you never get to know your local
postmaster. You can also purchase stamps
online, for two or three times the price of the ones you get at the grocery store. The thing about stamps and grocery stores is
that there is no logical connection. I
don’t go to the store to mail my letters.
In fact, I hardly ever mail letters.
I just pay bills by mail, steadfastly refusing to broadcast my financial
information across the globe, electronically.
So, I go in for a bottle of wine and some stamps. I walk out with a bottle of wine.
Paper
towels (or “towel paper,” as we call it in the Gobi desert) should not be in a
grocery store. I used to walk for miles,
in my loin cloth, to the nearest oasis, for some imported yak milk and a couple
of nuts and, almost always, a roll of paper towels. Guess what!
I’d walk all the way back to my yoga mat and realize I’d forgotten the
damned paper towels! Is there anything
more infuriating? I THINK NOT!
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