"Don't ask, don't tell, don't tell jokes,
don't communicate, don't act like a dickhead, don't have fun, don't color
outside the lines, don't piss anyone off, don't lie, don't be honest, don't
listen, don't talk, don't fuck up." -- Deepak, Jr.
If
you’re sneaky, you get to screw a lot of people before they find out. This is what every banking CEO knows. You just drive your Rolls Royce to the
office, get online for an hour, make a decision that fucks a lot of folks out
of their money, get back in your Rolls and drive back to the estate for a glass
of wine before tending to the orchid collection. And, for heaven’s sake, don’t say anything
about being gay…especially to your trophy wife.