"Oprah gives away material
goods; I give away wisdom. No one watches my show." -- Deepak, Jr.
Hey! I’m sorry if you think this shit is
boring. Not my problem. I read books, too. I could tell you what to read, just like
Oprah. What makes her the oracle? Don’t, for a moment, think she reads every
book someone sends to her. If she did,
she’d be back with me on the island. (We
had some great times!) I’m just trying
to tell you how to get the most out of your life; Oprah tells you that you just
had a new SUV deposited in your driveway because you showed up to cheer for
her. Get this one thing straight -- I
will NEVER give you a free trip to Liberia!
If that’s what you want, go hang around on Oprah’s doorstep. But, if you want to learn how to GET…IT…ON,
I’m your man. (We’re working with
producers…..)